This is 1 Nation




A Canadian woman who is presently residing in The Netherlands and struggling to just be!!! Friends call me Peety, loved ones just say, "Peet." My real name I tend to keep quite discreet. 1 Nation is a compilation of bits and pieces of my madness, therefore, I hope that you will enjoy your stay!

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Playing in the snow

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Playing in the snow

Lipton - Taste the fish…
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Lipton - Taste the fish…

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Pictures of the day
Here’s what looks to be the ultimate In trophy wives. It’s a rug featuring a    submissive woman for the male chauvinist in her life to walk all over.    Artist Chrissy Conant used her own body as the template for the piece,    titled Chrissy Skin Rug. She said the piece helped to “exorcise a part of my    psyche that feels powerless and objectified”. The work, which last exhibited    at the Morgan Lehman Gallery in New York in a show entitled “Sexy Time: a    Group Effort” is available for sale with a price tag of $45,000 

Pictures of the day

Here’s what looks to be the ultimate In trophy wives. It’s a rug featuring a submissive woman for the male chauvinist in her life to walk all over. Artist Chrissy Conant used her own body as the template for the piece, titled Chrissy Skin Rug. She said the piece helped to “exorcise a part of my psyche that feels powerless and objectified”. The work, which last exhibited at the Morgan Lehman Gallery in New York in a show entitled “Sexy Time: a Group Effort” is available for sale with a price tag of $45,000 

How to shower: Woman vs. Man

Part 1: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

  • Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
  • Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
  • If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
  • Look at your womanly physique in the mirror make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
  • Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
  • Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
  • Wash your hair again to make sure it’s clean.
  • Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.
  • Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
  • Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and java cake body wash.
  • Rinse conditioner off hair.
  • Shave armpits and legs.
  • Turn off shower.
  • Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
  • Spray mold spots with Tilex.
  • Get out of shower.
  • Dry with towel the size of a small country.
  • Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
  • Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


Part 2: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

  • Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
  • Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her while making the woo-woo sound.
  • Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
  • Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
  • Get in the shower.
  • Wash your face.
  • Wash your armpits.
  • Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse the snot off.
  • Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
  • Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
  • Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
  • Wash your hair. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
  • Pee.
  • Rinse off and get out of shower.
  • Partially dry off.
  • Fail to notice water on floor because shower curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
  • Admire wiener size in mirror again .
  • Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
  • Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
  • If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
  • Throw wet towel on her pillow.



She is a dancing text
“Darkness in the Night I’ll Find that Light for You As Long as I got Eyes I’ll have a Sight for You Long as I am Alive Baby I’d Die for You Wanna Be With You” ~Akon
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“Darkness in the Night
I’ll Find that Light for You
As Long as I got Eyes
I’ll have a Sight for You
Long as I am Alive Baby I’d Die for You
Wanna Be With You” ~Akon

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“Swinging with tears in my eyes..
This world holds nothing for me anymore..
It seems that love does not live here no more..”~Peety
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“Swinging with tears in my eyes..

This world holds nothing for me anymore..

It seems that love does not live here no more..”~Peety

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“Just the two of usWe can make it if we tryJust the two of us, just the two of usJust the two of usBuilding castles in the skyJust the two of us, you and I” ~Bill Withers
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“Just the two of us
We can make it if we try
Just the two of us, just the two of us
Just the two of us
Building castles in the sky
Just the two of us, you and I” ~Bill Withers

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Very Short Story

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, BITCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

Thought For the Day: If men would just listen

Glock-a-doodle-doo
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Glock-a-doodle-doo

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Enjoying the moment
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Enjoying the moment

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