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Amusing quotes from The Expendables

Barney Ross: What’s that?
Lee Christmas: I’m getting a text.
Barney Ross: Excuse me?

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Hale Caesar: What happened to you?
Barney Ross: I got my ass kicked.

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Trench: Only an idiot would do this job.
Barney Ross: How much?
Trench: Like I said.

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Lee Christmas: What’s He sayin’?
Hale Caesar: He’s saying we’re dead, with an accent!

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Paine: Who’s out there with you?
Barney Ross: Just your mother!

Top 20 Lines From "Predator"

20) “You’re a ugly motherfucker.”

19) “You lose it here, you’re in a world of hurt.”

18) “What’s this fucking tie business?”

17) “I’m gonna’ cut your name right into him.”

16) “We. Hit. Nothing.”

15) “That’s a bullshit psyche job. There’s two or three men out there at the most. Fuckin’ lizard.”

14) “Son of a bitch is dug in like a Alabama tick.”

13) “We’re all gonna’ die.”

12) “Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I’m here! Kill me! I’m here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I’m here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!”

11) “This shit makes Cambodia look like Kansas.”

10) “If it bleeds, we can kill it.”

9) “Jesus, you killed a pig… Think you coulda’ found something bigger?”

8) “You got time to duck?”

7) “I ain’t got time to bleed.”

6) “You’re ghostin’ us, motherfucker.

5) “Maybe you better put her on a leash, agent-man.”

4) “Come on in, you fuckers. Old Painless is waitin’.”

3) “Get to da’ chaaaaaappaaaaaahhhhh!”

2) “Buncha’ slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.”

1) “Billy! The other day I went to my girlfriend… I said, ‘You know I’d like a little pussy.’ She said, ‘Me too, mine’s as big as a house!’”

Reservoir dogs 
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Reservoir dogs

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Work In Progress (Pt. 1)

Wake Up
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Wake Up

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