A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,  “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don’t exercise at all.""That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" 
"Forty-four," she replied.

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,  “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don’t exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Forty-four," she replied.

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    oh shtttt. :O
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    omg
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    Wow.:))
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    Oh dear. HAHAHA :))
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    :O ; Omg, that’s like my mom’s age.
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    44 ?! watcha ?!
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    WTF really? Noooo *_*
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    LOLWUT :O xD
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    hahaha she’s kind of a cutie
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    NO WAY
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    are you serious?!
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    what the fuck

 

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