Terrific Comeback

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from
getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.

A woman walks past and says, snickering,
“If you were a gentleman you’d lift your hat.”
He raised an eyebrow and replied,
“If you weren’t so ugly it would lift itself.”

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  1. kenagnus reblogged this from peetypassion and added:
    genious. haha - i spelled genius wrong.
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