Butts Arrested For Murder of Boob
Dear humorously named people of America: Thank you for committing crimes. Mirinda Boob - wife of the late Samuel Boob - is thought to have conspired to murder her husband. Luckily for headline writers, one of the conspirators’ names was Kermit Butts.
Police believe that Mirinda Boob was having an affair with Butts’  friend, who sought Butts’ help killing Boob, which police say he  provided. The central Pennsylvania judge ordered Butts and Boob be  gagged due to the sensitive nature of the case.

Butts Arrested For Murder of Boob

Dear humorously named people of America: Thank you for committing crimes. Mirinda Boob - wife of the late Samuel Boob - is thought to have conspired to murder her husband. Luckily for headline writers, one of the conspirators’ names was Kermit Butts.

Police believe that Mirinda Boob was having an affair with Butts’ friend, who sought Butts’ help killing Boob, which police say he provided. The central Pennsylvania judge ordered Butts and Boob be gagged due to the sensitive nature of the case.

Just Because……..

I’m Quite - doesn’t mean I don’t have a lot to say.

I’m Sarcastic - doesn’t mean I don’t take it seriously.

I forgive - doesn’t mean I forget.

I’m stubborn - doesn’t mean I’m not easy going.

I don’t show my feelings - doesn’t mean I don’t have.

I’m not like you - doesn’t mean I’m weird.

I don’t say I love you - doesn’t mean I don’t..

If you love something let it go….

If you love something let it go….

the rules
(by Joanna’s portfolio)
26th October 1956:  Henry Behrens, the smallest man in the world dances  with his pet cat in the doorway of his Worthing home. Measuring only 30  inches high, Mr Behrens has made a living by traveling the world with  Burton Lester’s midget troupe.
(by Tara)

26th October 1956: Henry Behrens, the smallest man in the world dances with his pet cat in the doorway of his Worthing home. Measuring only 30 inches high, Mr Behrens has made a living by traveling the world with Burton Lester’s midget troupe.

(by Tara)

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